Washington Bussler

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Washington Bussler
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Washington, wearing SBSIST overalls and a Digi Agnosto interface suit
Character
Date of birth: c.3963 (age 42)
Nationality: New Excess, Rhea. IconSaturn.png Saturn
Language(s): Saturnian English
Gender: Male
Height: 6' 1"
Father: Sydney Bussler
Mother: Florence Bussler
Previous: Advisor aboard the SS Stiletto, Saturnian Government Special Advisor
Affiliations: Stiletto Crew
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We're anti-corporate, but pro small business

–Washington Bussler, 4022


Washington Bussler (born c.3963) is a Saturnian entrepreneur, media personality, model, socialite and special adviser.

History[edit | edit source]

Bussler is a household name on Saturn, famous for being famous, yet it's hard to place where he came from or for how long he's been part of it. Official history of the esteemed Bussler Family lists his age as 42, but the dates don't line up with the many scandals he's been involved in. All that is known, wherever Bussler goes, trouble tends to find him.

Personality[edit | edit source]

Callous, decadent and greedy, these are a few of Bussler's better qualities. Used to a life of excess and extremes, Bussler can barely perceive reality beyond himself.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

Tall, muscular and handsome with a magnificent beard that causes lesser men to weep in its presence.

Quotes[edit | edit source]

The finest whisky distilled from the blood of homeless alcoholics.

–Bussler


Geneva Conventions? More like the Geneva Suggestion.

–Bussler